one lucky bitch

Ok so you won't believe what a lucky bitch I was this weekend. Yeah, me a bitch?! sorry while I crack myself up. Anyway, Saturday I had a million things I was trying to do before heading to work. One of which was to fit my costume into the back of my car, which almost...almost did not fit. Maybe I made that thing a little too big. hmmm

Ok. So while I am trying to get the damn thing in my car, I think Brilliant I will place my digi camera on top of my car so I can have more hands to shove a box into my car. Yes, yes, I can hear ya'lls "Nooooss" already. Glad to know that ya'll have the foresight in which I lack.

So I get a block away from work and start my mental checklist. Cigarettes..check..lighter..check..beer..check..costume..i know that's a check cause it's blocking my rearview mirror...holy shit where's my camera! Yes peeps, this was my exact mind flow thought process. So I get on the phone to work let them know I have to go back home. At this point I am flying and weaving through traffic. "till I get a road over from my house...

There, in middle of the street in my little digital camera. I stop the car in middle of the road, jump out and grab my camera and the battery (which was lying about a foot next to it). I jump back into my car, b/c at this point traffic is flying all around me cursing. So I put back together my camera and the screen pops up: NO CARD! I flip my car back around, this time to stop on the side of the street. And I begin the search on my hands and knees searching on the ground for my memory card only to be able to utter shit over and over again. Yeah I found the son of bitch about another foot away from the crime scene. And somehow my camera works and I was able to continue onto work and then Casey's wonderful Halloween party.

So here are the photos from the miracle camera and the Halloween party for all to enjoy!