I was curious....

"While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead."

"During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly. In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg."

So I decided to click on a "How will you die?" test and the above two statements are my results. The first one is my first name, the second is my full name... someone really wants to beat the crap out of me huh?

Which reminds me...Bryan please pass the "don't kill your wife" debriefing...