Well, I am sitting at home in front of the computer because the truck won't start. Let's hope it is because of no gas and not something like battery, or worse a result from the accident. So I'm going through my head thinking about my driving record. I used to be an excellent driver! Seriously, I know those who have met me recently don't believe I had the capability to stay in between the whites lines.
So here's the list and dates to show somewhere in the last 3 years I have been hexed, and if anyone knows how to remove on please, please tell me. I can't afford it anymore.
Dec. 1997: Speeding PTC (got the ticket)
July 2001: Rear ended while turning left Athens
Feb. 2004: Speeding I75 Atlanta (got the ticket)
Aug. 2004: I backed into a parked car Atlanta
Jan. 2005: Speeding I85 Union City (got the ticket)
April 2005: I rear ended a truck turning right Atlanta
Feb. 2006: I rear ended someone waiting at a stop light Atlanta (got the ticket)
July 2006: I was T-Boned Atlanta (got the ticket)
This is not good odds. I went four years between the first two then 3 years between the second two. Then all of a sudden two a year for the past three years?! Just in case people don't know what T-boned is, it's when you are hit in the side of your vehicle by another vehicle to form the letter T. Luckily I spun 90 degrees so the impact wasn't as bad as it should've been.
2 comments:
I think to remove a hex you have to put some goat blood in a pot with chicken fat and 3 wicks and light it on fire and dance naked around it. Or something like that.
In all fairness, you didn't even include the times you got stopped and got out of the ticket...
Haha, I think I can get 2 out of 3 ingredients, but the chicken fat may be tough.
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