oh I crack me up, seriously. Some of you may have already found yourselves reading bad jokes on your comments. SO, here's some more for me to laugh at and you go...argh.
- What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?
- An Apple turnover.
- Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?
- It had no point.
- Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?
- On a clothes lion.
- Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?
- He couldn't part with it.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No eye deer.
- What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
- Still no eye deer.
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God Damnit Murry
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