Phobias!

I hate piles...really hate them. Yet, I am sitting at my desk with two large piles of folders I've put off this whole week. What have I been doing instead? Wasting away on the internet. So far I've killed 30 hours sitting in one spot staring at everything BUT my piles. Wow I hate piles.

So tonight I am hosting a sex toy party. I'm nervous, not of having one of these parties, but I'm actually nervous about any one showing. I have this fear (which I always have this fear) that no one will show. This fear began during high school when friends were on their way to pick me up from my house, I would sit there checking the window non-stop fearing they would stand me up.
The only Phobia that I can find remotely close to this fear is Athazagoraphobia (Fear of being forgotten or ignored or forgetting). But I did find the phobias of other things I'm weird about:

Aviophobia- fear of flying
Batophobia- fear of heights
Pupaphobia - Fear of puppets.

My dog is even categorized:

Ceraunophobia-fear of thunder and lighting

Now these are fears that I just find funny. Some fears, such as Virginitiphobia (Fear of rape) make sense. But the ones listed below....I especially love the fear of long words.

Coitophobia- fear of coitus
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Pentheraphobia- Fear of mother-in-law
Symmetrophobia- Fear of symmetry.