I knew I shouldn't have brought Girl Scout cookies into the house. They haven't been in here for longer than 12 hours and I'm already diving into the Tagalongs like I have a metabolism of a 14 year old boy playing soccer.

You know something, the whole market of Girl Scout Cookies is raising girls to be really good drug dealers. Seriously, they have a product everyone wants, but can't have too many of due to health concerns. They hold onto a product until once a year and then it is mad rush frenzy and people can't get enough of them! Then the girl's set up underground operations, okay well not underground more like in front of grocery stores, to lure customers to buy some just when they said no earlier. If the person had the will power to say no to a picture of a girl scout cookie, but those bitches set up booth waving around the product under your nose and look at you with those precious eyes pleading "you want to buy cookies from me, because you want me to win the grand prize of being the best cookie seller out there". How can one say no to that? How?!

Sorry, I need to take another bite of a another cookie to calm myself down.