In case you were wondering

Mrs. Fancy posted a bulletion about looking up the following. Oh I laughed so hard (oh btw Happy Birthday Mrs. Fancy!)

How to go from New York New York to Paris France by means of Google Maps:

From:
New York, NY
Change destination

3,800 mi (about 29 days 7 hours)

1.Head southwest on Broadway toward Warren St 0.2 mi 1 min
2.Turn left at Park Row 0.1 mi 1 min
3.Slight right at Frankfort St 0.3 mi 1 min
4.Turn left at Pearl St 56 ft

5.Turn right onto the F.D.R. Dr N ramp 0.4 mi 1 min
6.Merge onto FDR Dr N 7.7 mi 12 mins
7.Take exit 17 on the left for Triboro Bridge/Grand Central Pkwy

toward I-278/Bruckner Expy 0.4 mi 2 mins
8.Merge onto Triborough Bridge Partial toll road 0.4 mi 1 min
9.Merge onto I-278 E via the ramp to I-87 N/Bronx/Upstate N Y/New England 0.6 mi 1 min
10.Take exit 47 to merge onto Bruckner Expy/I-278 E toward New Haven 1.9 mi 2 mins
11.Take the I-278 E exit toward New Haven 0.3 mi
12.Merge onto Bruckner Expy 5.0 mi 6 mins
13.Continue on I-95 N Partial toll road Entering Connecticut 62.1 mi 1 hour 12 mins
14.Take exit 48 on the left to merge onto I-91 N toward Hartford 36.8 mi 37 mins
15.Take exit 29 for US-5 N/CT-15 toward I-84/E Hartford/Boston 0.4 mi
16.Merge onto CT-15 N 1.7 mi 2 mins
17.Merge onto I-84 E Partial toll road Entering Massachusetts 40.7 mi 38 mins
18. Take the exit onto I-90 E/Mass Pike/Massachusetts Turnpike toward N.H.-Maine/Boston
Partial toll road 56.0 mi 56 mins
19. Take exit 24 A-B-C on the left toward

I-93 N/Concord NH/S Station/I-93 S/Quincy 0.4 mi 1 min
20.Merge onto Atlantic Ave 0.8 mi 3 mins
21.Turn right at Central St 0.1 mi

22.Turn right at Long Wharf 0.1 mi

23.Swim across the Atlantic Ocean 3,462 mi 29 days 0 hours

24.Slight right at E05 0.5 mi 2 mins
25.At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto E05/Pont Vauban 0.1 mi

26.Turn right at E05 Partial toll road 17.3 mi 22 mins
27.At the traffic circle, take the 2nd exit onto A131/E05 heading to A131/Rouen/Paris/Evreux
Partial toll road 9.1 mi 8 mins
28.Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie Partial toll road 20.3 mi 17 mins
29.Take the exit onto A13/E05/L'Autoroute de Normandie Partial toll road 56.5 mi 47 mins
30.Take the exit on the left onto A14 toward

Nanterre/La Défense Partial toll road 12.5 mi 16 mins
31.Slight right at N13 1.4 mi 3 mins
32.Turn right at Avenue de Neuilly/N13 269 ft

33.At the traffic circle, take the 4th exit onto Avenue de la Grande Armée 0.7 mi 3 mins
34.At Place Charles de Gaulle, take the 5th exit onto Avenue des Champs-Elysées 1.3 mi 3 mins
35.Slight right at Voie Georges Pompidou 1.4 mi 3 mins
36.Slight left to stay on Voie Georges Pompidou 440 ft

37.Slight right at Quai de la Mégisserie 377 ft
38.Continue on Quai de Gesvres 0.2 mi 1 min
39.Turn left at Place de l'Hôtel de Ville 194 ft

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